Thursday, January 22, 2009
If I shoot dat cat in da hed, he ded.
It's finally happened! A real live acknowledged rivalry! So my Austin peeps - I love them - have themselves a new arch-nemesis. Back in the Plucker's days, we had a trivia team that we called our rivals - Blair Warner's Pussy Galore, aka BWPG or Blair Warner. Well, to be fair, BWPG was everyone's rival - they didn't even have to change their name each week b/c they were so "good" at trivia. Meh. Anyway, BWPG is mostly out of the picture now (must not be TRUE Duffy fans), so we, in a way, are the new Blair Warner. Except with darn funny names that always win. But now there's a new group of people, and they're also fiercely competitive. They don't have a set name, so we just refer to them as GTYO. A few weeks ago after a glorious victory, Duffy gave us the trophy to add our touch - so we (they) did, complete with Hannah Montana guitar (pictured). Two weeks later, GTYO won, so they took the trophy. They attached some sorty of creepy talking gnome (CTG), which I haven't seen yet. Last week we won again, and CTG was yakking away in either Mary's or Meredith's trunk (maybe they've both had it?), so last week while decorating, they decided to put screws in CTG's head. I said that made it even creepier, which they agreed. However, it still TALKS. So the trophy was brought back, GTYO got pissed that the gnome was massacred, and swore retaliation. Plus they think Raven Simone on a segway is really funny for some reason. It's not!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
To clear up any confusion, the trophy with CTG was in MY trunk for the first half of the week and then after we screwed the gnome (Heh...) I left it at Mary's because there was NO way that thing was getting back in my car. Sooo...yeah. GTYO is a no-talent ass clown.
ReplyDelete