So, there's this restaurant in Saint Louis called "Twisted Ranch," and I freaking love it. I make Rachel take me everytime I'm in town (looooove you, Rachel!) They have like 40 - 40! - different flavors of ranch. as an appetizer, you can get a flight of ranch (You can also get a flight of shots at the bar!) with either 5 or 13. 13 seemed excessive, so this last time Rachel and I got 5, plus 2 bonus ones that came with the entree. This last time was like serendipity, because they closed the kitchen 10 minutes after we got there because the vent hood stopped working.
Anyway, back to the point of this pointless story: we picked roasted garlic, pesto, avocado, jalepeno popper, jack the ripper, parmesean peppercorn, and 1 more I can't remember.
Fun fact: Curry Yogurt is the least popular flavor; Jack the Ripper is the most popular.
I'm actually really pissed that this place isn't a chain. So if you're ever in St. Louis and venture to Soulard, AND you love or at least kind of like ranch, go there.
ranch, from a different angle!